...and not realize it till after?
Took three seconds after the elevator closed till I had the thought, "wait, wasn't that Kerry Butler?"
Took two more days to find out she actually lives in the building.
Kerry Butler, if you are reading this, I'm sorry I didn't get to tell you that you were awesome in Batboy. Other stuff too, but particularly Batboy.
SCENE: BUILDING ON UPPER WEST SIDE.
Girlfriend and I step into the elevator
with friend's puppy. We're joined by a
young couple and their child.
SMALL CHILD
(recognizes friend's dog,
correctly says the dog's name)
FEMALE
Yes, it's a puppy.
MALE
(to me)
How old is it?
ME
She's about a year old... not sure exactly. It doesn't
belong to me, it belongs to _______.
FEMALE
Oh, it's _____ and _____'s dog.
(to daughter)
You were right! It's _______!
ME
(continues in conversation,
entirely focused on not
letting the very large black
lab get too close to the small
child who both wants to pet it
but is a bit afraid of it)
My floor.
FEMALE AND MALE
Have a nice day!
ME
(looking at them briefly, walking
out)
You too!
Took three seconds after the elevator closed till I had the thought, "wait, wasn't that Kerry Butler?"
Took two more days to find out she actually lives in the building.
Kerry Butler, if you are reading this, I'm sorry I didn't get to tell you that you were awesome in Batboy. Other stuff too, but particularly Batboy.
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