Broadway is Expensive. Times Square is a pain to walk through. Intermission isn't enough time to scarf down that $12 Watered-Down-Mojito which you can't bring to your seat. And that jerk in front of you is going to give a standing ovation to a reading of the telephone book. Why bother? We give you each of your (not so) favorite Broadway shows, ten minutes at a time.
That reviewer Clive Barnes is a creepy, creepy looking man.
But to be fair, Michael Reidel's byline photo in the same paper looks just as frightening:
Photography with the quality of a late-1900s Polaroid? Website design from 1996? Good for you New York Post, you don't let anybody tell you what to do!