Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman...

are writing a movie musical based on a Mattel toy line that you've not only never heard of, but hasn't even been named yet.

You win, Variety. I don't think anybody else could create a news article more vague. I'm also mildly disappointed that this Variety article isn't missing a single use of the word "the". It's sad.

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