are writing a movie musical based on a Mattel toy line that you've not only never heard of, but hasn't even been named yet.
You win, Variety. I don't think anybody else could create a news article more vague. I'm also mildly disappointed that this Variety article isn't missing a single use of the word "the". It's sad.
You win, Variety. I don't think anybody else could create a news article more vague. I'm also mildly disappointed that this Variety article isn't missing a single use of the word "the". It's sad.