Broadway is Expensive. Times Square is a pain to walk through. Intermission isn't enough time to scarf down that $12 Watered-Down-Mojito which you can't bring to your seat. And that jerk in front of you is going to give a standing ovation to a reading of the telephone book. Why bother? We give you each of your (not so) favorite Broadway shows, ten minutes at a time.
She should know. She was MAGNA CUM LAUDE from the University of the South, which sounds like a school with a made-up name you would use in a play, but probably not a Broadway-appropriate play, as she will explain: